Fabrizio Rusconi & Company

Two women reach heaven. There they have the following conversation:

1st Women: Hi! My name is Sue.
2nd W: Hi! I'm anne. How did you die?
1st W: I froze to death.
2nd W: Oh, how horrible!
1st W: Oh, it wasn't so bad. after i quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. And how about you?
2nd W: I died of a massive heart attack.
1: Oh, my god! How did that happen?
2: Well, I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early one day, to try to catch him in the act, but instead I found him all by himself in the living room, watching Tv.
1: So, what happened?
2: Well, I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house, looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the bads. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that i just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer: we'd both still be alive.